Urban Dictionary Entry.

I was looking at Urban Dictionary tonight, and noticed that the “hate from bruins” outnumbered Trojan Pride in the USC definition.

Since the best defense is a good offense, I started by writing a new entry for ucla:

ucla

A high school in West Los Angeles that is notable for its’ ugly women, powder blue uniforms and general lack of class.

“Cutting class and taking 3 periods of metal shop won’t get you into ‘SC.  You’d better get it together or you’ll wind up at ucla.”

“I’ve already started my kids’ college fund.  No children of mine will have to settle for ucla!”

by GoSC on Mar 9, 2012

The USC definition was easy:

USC

Arguably one of the best colleges in the nation, and certainly the best in Los Angeles, USC is best known for its’ attractive students, successful alumni and dominant football team.

“That 50-0 horsewhipping that the USC football team laid on ucla was legendary!”

“I’m sending my kids to USC so they can marry attractive people and get great jobs.”

by GoSC on Mar 9, 2012

Feel free to add your own.  Since we at USC obviously have a higher rate of computer ownership and literacy; we’ll easily win the trash-talking battle on there.

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12 Responses to Urban Dictionary Entry.

  1. cardboard rose says:

    Nice!

  2. Mac Kimpel says:

    This is a really good read for me. Must agree that you are usually one of the coolest blogger I ever saw.

  3. Free OJ says:

    Definitions sent in. Thanks for the idea!

  4. Casino Todd says:

    Waste of time – that Urban Dictionary hasn’t been updated in years!

  5. Yo says:

    ucla

    Although it’s students and alumni like to mention USC’s “dangerous” neighborhood, they ignore the “every year or two” rapes that occur on ucla’s campus.

  6. Stephanie says:

    ucla

    A school plaugued by violence whenever their basketball or football teams win a championship. Thankfully, this is a very rare occurence.

  7. chrisuscfan says:

    Excellent points, Stephanie and Yo. Todd, you appear to be correct. Never mind my call to “add definitions to Urban Dictionary.” Post ‘em here!

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